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lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

ignorantbread:

everyone gave Justin a standing ovation when he won except for that little circle around Selena what a queen

everyone gave Justin a standing ovation when he won except for that little circle around Selena what a queen

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

rneerkat:

whens chip skylarks next tour

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

h0odrich:

ive been hiding this silly putty stain in the carpet under a mat from my mom since i was 8

harryflack:

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

pizzadelivery:

my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years

sodamnrelatable:

svvords:

labyrinthofexistence:

svvords:

how will i get guys to notice me if i cant even get teachers to notice my hand in class

I don’t even raise my hand in class, how can I do a move for guys to notice me?

by not making stupid comments on their posts

Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

nippled:

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

yesimbeyonce:

me at your funeral